come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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