I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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