Yo dont text me then not text me
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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