brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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