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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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