what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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