New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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