Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
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She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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