You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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