2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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