It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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