I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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