You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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