Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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