I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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