Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
