Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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