he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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