All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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