well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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