My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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