I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Randomize