is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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