I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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