i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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