what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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