is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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