So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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