I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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