pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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