The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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