bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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