we're blogging at a bar
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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