I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
People in love make me want to vomit
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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