The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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