already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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