You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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