It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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