i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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