remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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