hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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