He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
How naked do you want me to be?
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