Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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