Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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