Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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