Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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