Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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