Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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