What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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