He kissed a someone with a penis
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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