I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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