I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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