Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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