Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?