I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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