We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
We need to get me chipped asap
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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