Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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