The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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